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Member #1NAME: My Wang

NICKNAME: Ho Chi Min

PROFESSION: Freelance massage therapy specialist.(I got a booth during the shopping center.)

REGARDING ME: myself like you lifetime.

WANTS: Rice, noodles, chinese dishes.

DISLIKES: Racial stereotypes.

PASTIMES: Karate. Origami. Folding Kleenex structures into fancy contraptions.

SEARCHING FOR:A white chap. They’re therefore huge, knowing the reason. *wink* No asian dudes, kindly. (when you get white, you won’t ever go-back.)

Associate #2NAME: Ibkaye Spot(I changed my personal latest name in honor of my childhood canine)

NICKNAME: Veggy Hippie

OCCUPATION: purchases clerk in an organic health food store.

AROUND MYSELF:I’m a second degree vegan. That means we only devour pets who don’t eat meat. I’m a member of PETA and Greenpeace (cut the sharks!)

LOVES:i really like pets. I’ve 17 pets, 8 parakeets, 2 ferrets, and a three-legged, one-eyed, diabetic dog named Lucky.

HOBBIES:Feeding my personal animals. (They’re my personal soulmates!) Burning up down healthcare laboratories to truly save a hamster.

LOOKIN FOR:A guy that will love me personally as much as I like my personal pet.

IDENTITY: Manickal Krakakousky.

NICKNAME: my pals know me as Shithead. (i believe it’s because I scrub lavatories for a living.)

gender: indeed be sure to. (Haha, that joke never becomes old.)

PROFESSION: future Rock Star(Presently being employed as “domestic professional” aka janitor, but I exercise every day to my xbox 360 console.)

CONCERNING MYSELF:whenever I don’t mop surfaces, i am going to enjoy my personal booger and place it under my personal boss’s dining table. After the times, i’d make an evaluation by which booger is actually larger.

LOVES:Heavy Metal music, Metallica, Iron Maiden. Chicks with tattoos on their foreheads.

DISLIKES:My mother cleansing my underwear. I cannot help it to, I just loveeee scent from it when it’s are stored for 2 months in a row. Thats the thing I contact the natural scent of benefits.

HOBBIES: Headbanging, moshpitting.

LOOKING:Some girl with big tits and a tattoo on her forehead. As a last hotel tiny tits is all right, although tat is essential. Filed teeth recommended. No slim chicks! Bulimia’s are not pleasant!

INDIVIDUAL MESSAGE: What are that i could take in and chewing concurrently?

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Anywayz, Scopium, worry to date anybody of ma client?

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